Ulyssa’s dad wrote the first Hyundai and Skoda jokes, her great-grandfather designed the first 5-door car and she makes a living with QQ Poker

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Ulyssa Tickle (name changed) was envied and hated in the school by both male and female classmates because she was always a bit arrogant, extraordinarily smart and intelligent and never failed to score great grades. Ulyssa never even dated a single guy in her school, not to say that she is a lesbian but she found the guys in her school a league below her although Ulyssa wasn’t someone very rich or anything but she had sort of a superiority complex and the others could feel that vibe from her. Now since Ulyssa has gained a lot of weight, she recently met a group of her schoolmates who acted like they didn’t recognize her at all. It is funny how they all acted the same without any communication at all.

Ulyssa is a hobbyist car journalist who accuses Mat Watson of CarWow of being a paid and biased journalist. Ulyssa says that most of the cars that he asks you to buy do not be deserved to be bought at the price at all.

Ulyssa says that the love and obsession for cars is in her genes. Ulyssa’s dad was the one who wrote the first popular Hyundai and Skoda jokes. Ulyssa’s great-grandfather was the first one to design the first 5-door car.

Ulyssa recently wrote a post on her blog claiming that Volkswagen Touareg was the biggest blunder ever by the Volkswagen and Volkswagen doesn’t want to accept it and that’s why they have been trying rebuilding the same SUV over and over again but haven’t achieved any success yet. Ulyssa says that Volkswagen can bring back its early 2010s glory if the Volkswagen discontinue this big blunder called Touareg, focus more on improving the other existing cars/SUVs/estates/minivans and inventing more vehicles as well.

Ulyssa says that betting on QQ Poker makes her enough money to pay her bills and save some as well so that she can pursue her hobby in the auto-journalism.